Submitted by frlarry on Sat, 07/30/2016 - 12:02
There was an old man, named Simon Legree, 
whose ill-gotten gains were filthy lucree. 
'Tis painful to state 
his sorrowful fate 
when he stood at the gate before Simon the Pete. 

A middle aged man, named Zachaeus, 
Encountered the Lord they called Jesus. 
He got down from his tree, 
and confessed on his knee, 
and avoided the fate of Legree, thus.